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Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	118	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2146
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	8037
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	704	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

action, aliens, battle, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, Challenging, Combat, Cooperative, Deeper, Digging, explosions, futuristic, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, INTENSE, lolz, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sci Fi, Space, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, War, weapons

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	217	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!