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BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	599	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magic Items Found:	3056
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	158
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	615695
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9305	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	575
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1603
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Potions Brewed:	128	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6259
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	7466	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!