Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5643	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	8133
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Votes:	1868	Towns Built:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	4879	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

KidCraftWeekendFun

#breastfeeding, Argument, baby, childcare, Communication, diaper bag, diaper change, double date, family time, Frustration, getting ready, Help, husband, KidCraftWeekendFun, parenting, SAHM, shower, stress, Support, Toddler, weekend

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	2121	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6727	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	186	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	5968	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFeministRevolution

activism, advocacy, CraftyFeministRevolution, demonstration, equality, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Iranian activism., Iranian diaspora, Iranian women’s rights, Paris demonstration, Paris rally, protest, social justice, solidarity, women’s empowerment, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights movement

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Buildings Constructed:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	2064	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

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