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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2233 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a unicorn rave.
Once, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. They brought back a block of cheddar that could shoot lasers.
Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into chickens with a flick of their wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join now before the creepers throw a dance party without you!
