Weeby MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

smp, No Nut Never edition, Resources, Pussyfree, fucking real women

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Tread, Pussyfree General, eternal virgins, PAWG edition, no hopes

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

pussyfree losers, porn-addicted, BOOTY, Allowed, QoTT

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

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Rent-A-Bro’s Minecraft Server

financial expectations, adult siblings, refusing to pay rent, financial assistance, financial responsibility

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family group chat? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your brother can’t steal your diamonds because he’s too busy begging for rent money.

Our server is so wild, even your unemployed 54-year-old brother who got his apartment through KARM will be begging for a spot. Who needs rent money when you can mine for diamonds and build your dream house?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next.

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CraftyCreeper27

Relationship Red Flags, lying partner, CraftyCreeper27, Deception, dating app

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be questioning is how you survived that creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the fake stories on our server!

Looking for a partner in crime? Look no further, as our players have mastered the art of storytelling – just like the guy who couldn’t keep his story straight about meeting his “friend”! Who needs trust when you have epic tales of deception to uncover?

But don’t worry, we promise not to gaslight you like that guy did to his poor girlfriend. Our community is all about honesty and transparency, except when it comes to hiding diamonds – those are fair game!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of uncovering lies, forging new friendships, and maybe even messaging a friend to confirm nothing shady is going on. Who needs relationship drama when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Join us today and remember, it’s not about the destination, it’s about the insane stories you’ll tell along the way!

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BlockParty2020

anticipated occurrence, prophesied event, predetermined outcome, scheduled event, long term forecast

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers! Will the chicken finally get its revenge for all the eggs stolen? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves!

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have a special event where players can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at flying cows. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable events in Minecraft history!

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MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!

Canada, statehood, Canada-US relations, international relations, Diplomacy

lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!

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Split Screen Squad

multiplayer, cooperative gaming, gaming evolution, gaming nostalgia, squad-based gameplay

so like, imagine this, you and your three best buds all squished together on one couch, yelling and screaming at each other as you play split-screen games. now take that chaos and multiply it by a million, because that’s what our minecraft server is like.

we got crazy mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you might pee your pants. like, one time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched everyone into outer space. true story.

and don’t even get me started on our epic survival mode. we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. but watch out for the giant chickens that guard it, they mean business.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your grandma after she’s had too much coffee, then come join us. we promise you won’t be disappointed.

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SkyCraftsMC

PvP, Vanilla, Survival, Economy

Welcome to our semi-Vanilla SMP server, where community and creativity come together! We offer a unique experience with a carefully curated selection of custom items, designed to enhance gameplay while keeping the core essence of Minecraft intact. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, our server is all about fun, collaboration, and building lasting memories.

Join us and join a fun community with amazing staff, giveaways, events and an engaging discord.

IP: Skycraftsmc.minehut.gg

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End Rod Anarchy

rod, secure login plugin, 24/7, paid plugins, one single /sethome

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	endrod.xyz
Features	Cracked and premium accounts Secure login plugin No rules Duping allowed No resets No lag Paid plugins One /sethome per player No /tpa command No spawn protection 24/7 uptime 32ks and other exploits not patched
Additional Information	Changes may be made in the future. The server will be maintained and managed as long as possible.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server with a cracked account?

A: Yes, both cracked and premium accounts are allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: No, there are no rules on the server. Anything goes.

Q: Is duping allowed on the server?

A: Yes, duping is allowed on the server.

Q: Will there be any resets on the server?

A: No, there are no planned resets for the server.

Q: Is there any lag on the server?

A: No, the server is designed to have minimal lag.

Q: Are there paid plugins on the server?

A: Yes, there are paid plugins on the server.

Q: What are the restrictions on player homes?

A: Players are limited to one /sethome command per player.

Q: Can I teleport to other players on the server?

A: No, the /tpa command is disabled on the server.

Q: Is there spawn protection on the server?

A: No, there is no spawn protection on the server.

Q: Will 32ks and other exploits be patched in the future?

A: As of now, 32ks and other exploits are not patched on the server.