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The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7161	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	100	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

CuriousCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts normal? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner detective skills and stalk your crush’s entire family, find their address, hobbies, and even their ancestry! Who needs love when you can have all this juicy information instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From building giant statues of your crush to organizing secret missions to uncover their deepest secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a regular Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of being a master stalker in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

IndieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end in Minecraft just to earn a few measly diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, you can make REAL money just by playing the game! That’s right, we’ve partnered with a secret underground organization that pays you in cold hard cash for every creeper you blow up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive creature, you’ll be rolling in riches faster than you can say “block party!”

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be raking in the dough on ours? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest Minecraft player in the world!

AddictCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	1

Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of adrenaline that comes with dodging creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you find yourself craving the pixelated thrill of exploring vast virtual worlds and battling virtual dragons? Then boy oh boy, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a pet pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot who will accompany you on all your quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob once single-handedly took down an entire army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs sleep or social interaction when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders? Trust us, your real-life responsibilities can wait. Minecraft is calling, and it’s time to answer.

CraftyUK Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Votes:	4031
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so many missiles like the Storm Shadow that you can use to blow up targets INSIDE russia! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause in this wacky world. join now and be part of the madness! who needs diplomacy when you have explosives in minecraft?! let’s goooooo!

MissileMayhemCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	4066
Magic Items Found:	1164	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So, like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ Ender Dragon swooped down and snatched him up! But don’t worry, Steve was a total boss and slayed that dragon like it was nothin’. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server, y’all! Plus, we got the dopest builds you’ve ever seen, like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

MinecraftAcneDietCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly your acne starts clearing up like magic! like, you start following this Mediterranean diet and popping omega-3 fatty acid supplements and BAM! your skin is glowing and you’re living your best life in the virtual world.

join us and say bye-bye to acne and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world! plus, who doesn’t want to look fab while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? come on, join now and let’s get this party started!

PiggyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a P.A. Works anime on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than a slice-of-life anime on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of magical anime girls who use their powers to make sure every player has a blast. So why watch P.A. Works when you can live it in Minecraft? Join us now and let the anime magic begin!

QoomrCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party where creepers were busting out some sick dance moves. It was a party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and music made by note block DJs. And that’s just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon who moonlights as a genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just scan the QR code above and prepare for a journey unlike any other!

PreggoDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing broken blocks, just like how OP’s brother loves fixing broken women. But beware, drama follows wherever you go, just like how drama follows OP’s brother and his crazy girlfriends.

Our latest addition to the server is a pregnant girlfriend who will stop at nothing to make you a father of 3 in Minecraft. She’ll even set up a photo shoot to announce your virtual pregnancy on Instagram, complete with cheesy family photos and all white outfits. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, you can escape town in Minecraft just like OP’s brother did in real life. Avoid the emotional and verbal abuse from your virtual girlfriend and live your best blocky life without any baby mama drama.

So come join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself entangled in a virtual love triangle or two. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!

NoBroStepStay – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Crops Grown:	5322
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as a llama in a tuxedo? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the family drama and bond with your fellow gamers instead.

Just like how this husband wants nothing to do with his stepbrother, you can leave all your real-life family drama at the door and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

And hey, if you ever need a break from your in-game family, we won’t guilt trip you into letting them stay with you. Our server is all about fun and games, not unwanted house guests.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you’ve got a whole Minecraft community to call your own?