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PastaFighters Minecraft Server

Conflict, CONVICTED, crime, criminal, European, extradition, foreign fighter, International, Italian, Justice, Minecraft, murderer, News, paedophile, PastaFighters, Prison, russia, scandal, Server, Soldier, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can team up with convicted italian murderers and paedophiles who are fighting for russia in ukraine? well, do we have the server for u! join us for some chaotic fun as we build, mine, and cause mayhem with our unlikely allies. who knows, maybe u’ll even learn a thing or two about survival from these hardened criminals. so come on down and join the insanity, we promise it’ll be a killer time!

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6241	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

Copper Crafters Guild

$1.9 million, arizona, Bacteria, College of Medicine, Copper, Crafters, grant, guild, HARMFUL, harness, health, kill, Medical, microorganisms, Mysteries, National Institutes of Health, research, Researcher, Science, study, tucson, Uncovering, University of Arizona

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9170
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5073	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Epic, film analysis, film critique, film evaluation, film rating, film recommendation, is it bad, is it good, Is it Worth It?, is it worth the hype, is it worth the money, is it worth the watch, movie assessment, movie opinion, movie review, movie suggestion, Quest, should I see it, should I watch, watch or skip, worth the time, worth watching

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	185

Bro, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.

We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BirthdayBashMC Server

Birthday, BirthdayBashMC, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, commitments, Communication, compromise, compromises, emotions, family, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, misunderstandings, Opinions, Plans, relationships, Scheduling, Server, Siblings, sister, weekends

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating birthdays on the exact date? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthday celebrations that are always on point.

We promise to never forget your special day, just like how we never forget to mine diamonds. Our community is full of players who understand the significance of celebrating birthdays as close to the date as possible. Plus, we have epic family hikes in-game that will make your birthday celebrations unforgettable.

Don’t be like the OP’s little sister, who got upset when her family couldn’t celebrate on the exact date. Join our server and never worry about missing out on a birthday celebration again. We even have special events and surprises planned for your big day.

So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other. Who needs real-life plans when you can party it up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make your birthday the talk of the server!

CraftyQueerHousemates

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, conventional attractiveness, CraftyQueerHousemates, friendship, Gay, LGBTQ, norms, open environment, personal issues, personal space, Respect, roommate dynamics, roommates, Self Discovery, Sexuality, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as open and boundary-pushing as my roommates? Look no further! Join our server where we never lock the doors to the virtual bathroom – pee while someone’s showering, brush your teeth while someone’s taking a virtual dump, it’s all fair game!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re rooming with Tom and Jerry themselves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a virtual underwear party with your fellow players – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – we also have drama hotter than a lava pit. Join in on the action as players grapple with their sexuality, come out to their virtual roommates, and deal with accusations of secretly lusting after their pixelated pals. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come join our server today and experience the wildest, most boundary-pushing Minecraft community out there. Who needs real-life roommates when you have us?

CraftyLuxeMC

affluence, comfort, convenience, CraftyLuxeMC, excess, Exclusivity, extravagance, high end, indulgence, lavishness, leisure, luxury, opulence, pampering, Premium, Privilege, Rarity, sophistication, Splurge, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all that and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, military conflict, military offensive, Minecraft, political tension, Russian intervention, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, war claims

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than ukraine’s largest attack of war so far, kyiv claims! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on steroids! build your own empire and conquer other players with our epic weapons and armor! trust us, you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server out there! plus, our community is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CableCraft: Russian Ship Edition

Asia-Pacific, CableCraft, cargo ship, Communication, Cyber Security, Defense, Edition, Espionage, Geopolitics, international waters, loitering, Maritime, Military, Monitoring, Naval, Russian, SECURITY, Ship, Surveillance, suspicious activity, taiwan, Technology, undersea cables

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian cargo ships loitering above undersea cables near taiwan for weeks! why, you ask? because we have secret treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by russian sailors with a love for blocky building! join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea while dodging russian spies and their sneaky tactics! who knows what you’ll find down there, maybe even a lost civilization of underwater villagers who speak in dolphin language! so grab your pickaxe and dive into the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Holy Block Party

Aging population, BLOCK, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, community support, dementia prevention, Hispanic community, Hispanic culture, Hispanic older adults, HOLY, mental health, Mental well-being, Party, Religious attendance, religious beliefs, religious practices, Social Connections, spirituality

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Runes Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5216
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

HEY U, YA U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LEMME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GROW BIGGER LIKE A BIG OL’ MELON.

WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.

SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.