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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6000 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 103 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4578 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous NSFW incidents that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shiver. From players building giant phallic structures to accidentally setting their houses on fire during a heated PvP battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderman Love Triangle” where three Endermen fought over a single block of dirt, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a horde of zombie pigmen in their friend’s base, leading to a hilarious game of cat and mouse.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly get you banned from polite society), join us today! Just be prepared for the most outrageous and NSFW experiences of your virtual life.
