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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3626 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, dragons flying around and stuff. but like, not just any dragons, these dragons shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire that turns everything into diamonds.
and, like, the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a total love fest, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can hang out with famous celebrities like steve from minecraft and herobrine? yeah, they’re totally chill and love to party.
plus, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your dreams come true. like, i asked for a pet unicorn and now i ride it around the server like a boss.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. berlin may not be intimidated by moscow’s nuclear threats, but you’ll definitely be intimidated by how awesome this server is.
