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Crafty Chaos: Where Everything Went So Wrong

Awwward, box-shadow, Chaos, Crafty, Internet Explorer 7, jQuery, parallax scrolling, polyfills, web awards, web design best practices, web design critique, web design humor, web design mistakes, web design rant, web design tips, web design trends, web development, web performance, website bloat, Website Design, website optimization, wrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Potions Brewed:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old websites with their fancy parallax effects and Awwward banners? Do you want a website that will make IE7 get a boner? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can create anything your heart desires. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a fancy website when you can have a virtual world of your own?

Home Hurt Business Minecraft SMP

at home, Business, business owner, Entrepreneurship, freelance, home, home based business, home business, home business tips, home entrepreneur, Home office, home office setup, home workspace, home workspace organization, hurt, Hurt Business, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, Small Business, smp, start up, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us if you want to be a part of the Hurt Business, where we specialize in causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a mythical figure who roams the land in search of the perfect baked potato. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Potato King and present him with the ultimate spud will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us at Hurt Business at home. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

TrondheimCraft

Ædri og Arve, blocks, Cross-Play, custom resource packs, Earth, Grief Protection, Hardcore, Ida Katrine, ImTommyOG, Johann, open world, Ores, Pokemon legend., Survival, The tags could be: Norwegian server, Trumf membership

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

TrondheimCraft is a Norwegian survival server that offers a unique experience in an open world with custom resource packs, blocks, ores, grief protection, etc. Here there will be free Trumf membership at Ædri og Arve, Johann will be praised for his love for other people. Ida Katrine, ImTommyOG, the Pokemon legend are also involved.

139.185.32.182

CTR Builders

Adventure, building, challenge, Community, Creative, CTR Builders, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Game, Journey, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Rankup, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	587
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Explore a unique server where the adventure of Survival meets the challenge of RankUP, creating an unforgettable journey

ctr.redh.cloud:25878

Bottom of the Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Bottom, bottom of deck, card game, card game advice, card game tactics, card game tips, collectible, competitive, deck building, draw, Gaming, gaming advice, gaming strategy, gaming tactics, gaming techniques, Gaming Tips, hand management, Minecraft, playing cards, Server, Shuffle, strategy, Tabletop

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4323
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	6757
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	966005
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of always getting stuck with the worst cards at the bottom of your deck in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the cards always magically appear at the top of your deck! That’s right, no more waiting for that perfect card to come up – it’s right there waiting for you to play it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to worry about bad draws again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of mystical card-playing wizards who use their powers to ensure that you always have the best cards in your hand. So come on over and join the fun – you’ll never want to play on another server again!

This is November 2021 all over again Minecraft SMP

10k, bearish, financial markets, history repeats itself, investing, market analysis, market crash, market outlook, market predictions, market rally, market sentiment, market speculation, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, Minecraft, November, November 2021, predictions, repeat, smp, stock market, Trading

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! It’s like November 2021 all over again, but with even more chaos and shenanigans. Are you bearish enough to handle the insanity that awaits you at 10k? Join us and prove your worth in epic battles, crazy challenges, and outrageous pranks.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the madness that lurks around every corner. From exploding chickens to diamond-stealing creepers, you never know what wacky adventure awaits you next.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Or team up with your fellow players to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Only on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make November 2021 look like a walk in the park. See you at 10k, if you dare!

Acacia Chicken

Accepted, apply, biggest civilization, BROKE, Cheating, Civilization, Community, Custom Modpack, Friends, lagging, Modpack, MONEY, rules, server hosting, smp, Survival, Unwhitelisted, Vote, War, war monger, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mines Excavated:	4161
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

In this whitelisted SMP everyone gets to pick what modpack the server will be under. It’ll be either a pre-made modpack or a custom modpack. Ever wanted to play a modpack with friends? Wanted to play a specific modpack with friends but you are too broke for the server hosting. Well wait no longer, vote for your favorite modpack with the community. This server will ask for ZERO money, all you have to do is apply, and if you apply and are accepted you only need to follow two rules, no cheating/lagging. If you are caught doing this you’ll be unwhitelisted.

Current modpack: Life in the village Info: Want to become the biggest civilization? Want to go to war with others in a war monger way? Or simply join others in their ambitions? This server is for you!

78.108.218.52:25753

Block Breaker Minecraft Server

abandoning, acceptance, admitting defeat, BLOCK, bowing out, Breaker, calling it quits, caving in, Defeat, giving up the fight, Minecraft, Quitting, relinquishing, renouncing, resignation, Server, succumbing, Surrender, surrendering, throwing in the sponge, throwing in the towel, waving the white flag, yielding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a village of villagers who have formed their own rock band (they’re called The Villager Vibe, by the way).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and have a pet zombie named Fred who loves to breakdance? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Movie Stealing Side Characters Minecraft SMP

breakout characters, character actors, Characters, Film Characters, memorable performances, Minecraft, Movie, movie moments, scene stealers, scene stealing, secondary characters, Side, side characters, Skeletor, smp, standout performances, standout scenes, steal the show, stealing, supporting cast, supporting characters, supporting roles, The First Purge, underrated characters

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Skeletor from The First Purge! That’s right, the master of evil himself is in charge, bringing chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft.

Join our server for a chance to battle it out with Skeletor in epic PvP matches, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Skeletor riding a creeper into battle, because why not?

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with Skeletor in charge, anything can happen.

Minecaft Plot Survival

Adventure, Architecture, building, Community, Crafting, Creative mode, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, java, mmo, multiplayer, Plots, Resource Gathering, Roleplaying, Sandbox, survival mode, virtual world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Emeralds Found:	5681
Magic Items Found:	7438	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Hey, we offer a 1:1500 Earth Map, where you can buy plots to build on. If you’ve got enough money though.

Come and see for yourself, server is available for all platforms and only slotmachine is java restricted.

5.83.173.45:28800

MineStorm Network

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

We are a minecraft Prisons, Lifesteal, and survival network, aiming to provide our players with the best expererience possible. Make sure to join the server and enjoy the journey you are going to begin.

play.minestorm.us