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ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6030	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!

Army, CASUALTIES, Condolences, Conflict, Dead, deployment, foreign nationals, Grief, Indians, International, investigation, Loss, military unit, mourning, News, non-Russians, Noobs, PixelWarriors, RETURN, soldiers, Tragedy, WIN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	4590
Enchantments Applied:	111	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	7958

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, there was this military unit, right? And, like, 13 out of 15 non-Russians in the unit died! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’ll protect you from any crazy shenanigans like that. Plus, we got the best builds, the coolest mods, and the dankest memes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

AVOID, avoidable risks, Caution, children, detrimental, detrimental effects, HARMFUL, harmful substances, health, health risks, Kids, Precaution, PreggoCraft, pregnant mothers, Risk, Safe, Safety, Sensitive, TOXIC, Unsafe, vulnerable, Warning, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	111
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

LoveCraft: Benefits vs Disadvantages

abusive behaviors, Benefits, Companionship, compromises, disadvantages, disadvantages of relationships, disadvantages of romantic partnerships, emotional cost, Emotional support, Fights, Intimate relationships, less freedom, lovecraft, relationship challenges, relationship downsides, relationship drawbacks, relationship struggles, romantic partnerships, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, u know how relationships can be all like lovey dovey and stuff, but also like, they can be super annoying and make u feel trapped and stuff? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about all that drama! u can just chill and build ur own world without anyone nagging u or starting fights. plus, like, who needs emotional support when u can just mine for diamonds and get all the satisfaction u need from that? come join us and escape the drama of relationships, cuz let’s be real, who needs that when u can have a creeper explode in ur face instead? lolz!

Gyrosland Minecraft Server

10/10, DELICIOUS, dining experience, Flavorful, Food, greek food, gyro, Gyrosland, high quality, Mediterranean cuisine, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, Must try, pic related, Rating, recommended, review, satisfaction, Savory, Server, Tasty, top score

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7141	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because in Gyrosland, we have a whole new level of insanity waiting for you!

Why should you join Gyrosland, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Gyro, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Gyro and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – in Gyrosland, every block you mine has a chance of turning into a dancing llama that will follow you around and provide moral support. And if you manage to collect all the different types of llamas, you’ll unlock the secret llama dimension where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through fields of cotton candy clouds.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride chickens into battle and compete for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a custom chicken skin and a golden feather trophy that grants them the ability to fly for 24 hours!

So what are you waiting for? Join Gyrosland today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, pic related is 10/10 in Gyrosland!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

costly, CraftyCash, Excessive, exorbitant, expensive, expensive path, Extravagant, high cost, Lavish, luxurious, Minecraft, out of budget, Overpriced, Path, Premium, PRICEY., ridiculously expensive, Server, steep prices, unaffordable, unreasonably priced, wallet-draining

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is so ridiculously expensive that you’ll feel like a millionaire just by logging on! Want a diamond sword? Better start saving up those emeralds, buddy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for wearing fancy hats. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a hat made entirely out of diamonds and gold. Who wouldn’t want to slay a dragon for some bling?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. It’s a real thriller of a time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

Housekeeper Havoc Minecraft Server

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, custody arrangements, depression, divorce recovery, employer-employee relationship, family dynamics, gift giving, Havoc, high demand, hitting on employees, Housekeeper, Inappropriate Behavior, language barriers, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, professional boundaries, Server, uncomfortable situations, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family saga.

Imagine a world where housekeepers are in high demand not for their cleaning skills, but for their culinary expertise! Our server is like a buffet of chaos, with a side dish of scandal and a sprinkle of awkward laughter.

Watch as a divorced dad tries to win over his young housekeeper with chocolates and flowers, only to be called out by his own family for hitting on her! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepier plot twists and more uncomfortable moments.

Join us as we navigate through the murky waters of workplace dynamics and inappropriate behavior, all while trying to maintain a safe and drama-free environment for everyone involved. Will our hero realize his mistakes and apologize, or will he continue down the path of cringe-worthy comments and uncomfortable situations?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama unfolding before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

NoBraceletNoProblem

acceptance, blended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family inclusion, family relationships, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, NoBraceletNoProblem, parental support, something borrowed, stepmother, stepsisters, wedding accessories, wedding bracelet, wedding day

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	828	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing all sides of the family, even in blocky form! Join us and show love and acceptance for your third parent and third side of the family by wearing a virtual bracelet passed down from generations of Minecraft players!

Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to honor both moms during your virtual wedding ceremony. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and family-oriented?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to represent your step and half siblings in the most epic way possible. Join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre dating, DATING, dating preferences, eccentric dating, funny dating, funny relationships, Minecraft, odd dating, outlandish dating, peculiar dating, Preferences, quirky dating, ridiculous dating preference, Server, strange dating, strange relationships, Swipecraft, unconventional dating, unconventional relationships, unique dating, unusual dating, weird dating, weird relationships

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Emeralds Found:	515
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7371
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dating apps and their boring preferences? Well, on our Minecraft server, we match you with your perfect blocky soulmate based on your favorite type of ore! That’s right, forget swiping left or right, just tell us if you’re team diamond or team emerald and we’ll find you the perfect match!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Love Castle, where players can go on romantic quests to win the heart of their pixelated crush. From slaying dragons together to building the most epic pixel art love letters, there’s no limit to the crazy adventures you can have on our server.

So why waste time on boring dating apps when you can find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the blocky romance begin!

LoveCraftedLOL

authentic love, Commitment, deep connection, emotional bond, emotional intimacy, genuine love, lasting love, long term love, love and lust, love language, LoveCraftedLOL, meaningful relationship, relationship advice, Respect, signs of love vs lust, Signs of True love, soulmate connection, true feelings., true love signs, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
New Chunks Explored:	514486	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	283	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for that special someone who truly loves you for more than just your diamond pickaxe skills? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find love in the most unexpected places!

Join us and you’ll know it’s true love when your fellow players build you a castle made entirely of obsidian just to show their affection. And forget about lust, because on our server, love is measured by the number of rare enchanted items gifted to you by your one true Minecraft soulmate.

So if you’re ready to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities, join our server today and prepare to be swept off your feet (literally, if your partner decides to surprise you with a flying potion)!

ZelenskyyCraft: Ukraine’s Epic Long-Range Fun

Conflict Resolution, deep strike, defense capabilities, diplomatic efforts., Epic, Euromaidan Press, foreign policy, Fun, geopolitical dynamics., hesitation, international relations, long-range weapons, LongRange, military advancements, military development, military technology, national security, political tensions, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, Ukraines, Western approval, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	182	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1147

so, like, u know that ukraine dude, zelenskyy? he’s like, super cool and stuff. he’s all like, “yo, ukraine gonna make some sick long-range weapons, bro.” and the west is all like, “uhhh, we dunno if we should approve that, man.” but zelenskyy is just like, “screw it, we gonna deep strike russia with these bad boys.”

join our server and be a part of the epic battle between ukraine and russia! build your own long-range weapons and show those russians who’s boss. plus, zelenskyy might even make a guest appearance and drop some sick bars while he blows stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the crazy action!