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KawaiiTrainCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Gems Collected:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where japanese countryside trains are cute! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, making it the most whimsical and enchanting place to play Minecraft. 2. We have a secret underground penguin disco where players can dance the night away with their feathered friends. 3. Our resident llama mayor will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the mystical enchanted forest. 4. The rarest ore on our server is rainbow diamond, which can only be mined by players who have mastered the art of interpretive dance. 5. Every full moon, a giant tofu monster roams the land, challenging players to a tofu-eating contest for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

NarutoCraft: Where Censorship is Just a Creeper in Disguise

animation, Anime, approach, Boruto, Censorship, creeper, disguise, Expression, fanservice, Hit, japanese animation, long-term series, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, NarutoCraft, overseas success, Popularity, production, restrictions, revenue structure, success, TV anime, violence

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2955	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Naruto’s journey to becoming Hokage? Look no further than our server, where we promise NO compromises on the fun factor!

Join us and experience a world where you can unleash your inner ninja, just like Naruto and the gang. Don’t worry about toning down the action or avoiding sexy expressions here – we embrace it all!

Our server is a hit in Japan and overseas – just like Naruto! So why settle for boring restrictions on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate ninja adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the Hokage of our server! Believe it! 😂🍥

Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with Naruto or any of its creators. Just a bunch of crazy Minecraft fans having a good time!

PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1966
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join Persian boi in his quest to stroke to Persian women getting BLACKED! 😂 Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own outrageous creations while listening to Persian boi’s wild tales of conquest and exploration. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be a part of our ridiculous Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😜🎮

‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

America, American, american culture, American dream, american history, American pride, blocks, Country, founding fathers, home of the brave, Land, land of the free, Liberty, MericaCraft, nation, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, united states of america, US, Usa, USA pride

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Post-Coital Pixels

alone, blissful, emotions, ex girlfriend, getting laid, ignoring, Kissing, Nightmares, personal growth, pixels, Playing, PostCoital, Praying, relationships, satisfying, Sleeping, state of bliss, successful dates, video games, weekends, WOMAN

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Enchantments Applied:	157	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	230	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!