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Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

age well, aging, bandana top, battle, Boyfriend, cussed, dress for age, emotionally immature, family, Girlfriend, insulting, Jealousy, mental state, mom, old hooker, oxygen, pill addict, Royale.., sexy outfits, standing up, Support, surgery

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

NukeCraft: Putin Panic

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military standoff, Nuclear Plant, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Panic, Politics, putin, Putin’s Response, Russian, scrambles, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server cuz Putin is shakin in his boots as Ukrainian forces be creepin up on a nuclear plant. like bruh, u gonna miss out on all the action if u don’t hop on this server. we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now before u miss out on all the fun and Putin’s next meltdown.

ClassicBlock

Adventure, Community, Creative, customizations, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to Our Skyblock Server!

We are a Skyblock server created normal players. Each season, players compete for the coveted Island Top. The top player earns a special rank for the next season, showcasing their achievement.

In ClassicBlock, players can purchase ranks with in-game currency earned through gameplay. Engage in battles and a special mob arena, with challenges and rewards based on your rank. Additionally, explore special crates filled with exciting items!

When we created our Classic Block Skyblock server, simplicity was our priority. Our goal is to provide an experience where you can just jump on and play, while still enjoying a touch of competitive fun.

classicblock.mc.gg

Wasteland Minecraft

Active owner, Citizens, Custom, Denizen, Economy, future updates, Griefdefender, Job, Laid back environment, Land Claim, Level up skills, MCMMO, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planned features., PvP, Relaxing, Rewards, scripted, Survival, Vote, Wasteland Minecraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Relaxing survival. A laid back environment with an active owner. Claim land with GriefDefender, level up your McMMO skills, get a Job, vote for rewards!

Lots planned for the future – multiverse, custom denizen stuff, scripted citizens.

wastelandmc.ddns.net

Welcome to the land of sugar and spice, where diamonds are our currency. Join the sweet chaos of MCSUGARS SMP 1.21!

balance, bedrock, Bedrock Port, blocks, Chaos, Chest Shops, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Ip:, java, Join, Land, Land Claims, map size, MCSugars, minecraft server, Player Warps, Project, Rich, RICHEST, smp, Spice, Sugar, SWEET, Visit, world border

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	701	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

MCSugars Server Overview

IP:	mcsugars.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description:	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).
Features:	You can claim land, create player warps, set up chest shops, and strive to become the richest player on the server.
World Border:	50,000 blocks
Map Size:	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock IP:	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port:	19132

FAQ

1. How do I deposit or withdraw diamonds?

You can deposit or withdraw diamonds to your balance using the commands /deposit and /withdraw.

2. How do I claim land?

To claim land, use the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the on-screen instructions to claim your desired area.

3. Can I create player warps?

Yes, you can create player warps for other players to come visit. Make sure to set up your warp location and name it appropriately.

4. How can I set up a chest shop?

To set up a chest shop, go to your warp location and place chests with items for sale. Players can then interact with the chests to purchase items.

5. What is the goal of the server?

The goal of the server is to become the richest player by accumulating wealth through various means such as selling high demand items and engaging in the diamond economy.

Eyes of the HoloEn Minecraft Server

Anime, best eyes, cute, digital avatar, eye color, eye contact, eye makeup, eye shape, EYES, fan favorite, Gaming, holoEN, Kawaii, Livestream, Minecraft, online personality, Server, Streaming Community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, visual appeal, Vtuber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to compete in epic eye competitions where only the most holoEn eyes will reign supreme. Forget about building houses or farming crops, here it’s all about showing off your eye game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of virtual YouTubers (/vt/) who are always up to some shenanigans. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring the server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to have the best eyes in the land. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	434
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1592
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Votes:	6111
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

BlockBuster10

all-time favorite, best film of all time, best movie ever, BlockBuster10, favorite movie, Film Critic, highest rated movie, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendations, must-watch movies, top 10 films, top film choices, top movie choices, top movie list, top movie picks, top movie rankings, top movie selection, top rated film, top rated movies

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	5740
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the equivalent of a blockbuster movie that gets a 10 out of 10 rating! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and thrilling PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the movie magic for yourself!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

Conflict Resolution, cross-border disputes, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, self defence, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

lol do u wanna join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole storyline like germany recognising ukraine’s right to self-defence on russia’s kursk oblast?? yea we got crazy stuff happening in our server like pigs flying and cows doing the macarena. u can build ur own castle and defend it from zombie villagers with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we even have a secret underground city where u can mine for rare diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!

PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!

anxiety, behavioral therapy, erp, exposure and response prevention, Fun, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, ocd recovery, OCD support, OCD therapy, ocd treatment, OCDFree, psychedelic-assisted therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!