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Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

appreciation, award, Backlash, BIAS, controversy, criticism, Cultural differences, Expectations, fanbase, Gaming Community, goty, Japan, Japanese-developed, Minecraft, Opinions, Preferences, reception, recognition, Server, Soulful, Taste, V, video game

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Zombie Dances:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Potions Brewed:	164
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	1077

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

anger, athlete, bone headed move, boxing, Competition, controversy, criticism, debate, decision, Disappointment, Frustration, hey, Minecraft, Olympic boxer, olympic games, quit fighting, Quitting, reaction, smp, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, unexpected

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, MODERN, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Votes:	5529	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and laughter.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. Yes, you heard that right – dance battles! Our server is known for its wacky events and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might just end up dancing with a creeper).

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners featuring Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banners – Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Vortex Vanquisher (Polearm) are just waiting for you to wield them in battle.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes with Primogems, and a community like no other await you. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

All In On RLUSD Minecraft SMP

All In, Blockchain, Bullish, CONGRATS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, finance, financial market, investing, long-term investment., market analysis, Minecraft, rlusd, schizos, smp, stablecoin, ticker, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ores Mined:	1318
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of boring old stablecoins that just sit there being stable? Well, look no further than RLUSD! This stablecoin is so stable, it’ll make you question your own stability. Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of trading RLUSD while dodging creepers and building epic structures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.

So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr6.TexRich.ru

Nice in Person Minecraft Server

affable, agreeable, amiable, approachable, Charm, cordial, first impression, Friendly, genial, hospitable, Interaction, likable, Meeting, Minecraft, Nice, person, Personality, pleasant, Server, Social, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	274	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience a server where the chickens are actually trained ninjas and will attack you if you dare to look at them the wrong way. Our pigs have a secret underground society where they plot to overthrow the players and take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and our cows are actually undercover spies for a rival server trying to steal our precious diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

Out Shopping Minecraft SMP Son’s Christmas

anger, anger management, assault, BETRAYAL, christmas, christmas chaos, coping with stress, counterfeit Santas, Disappointment, driving home, Dysfunctional family, Family issues, Fatherhood, holiday stress, Infidelity, mailman, Minecraft, shopping, smp, Son, Sons, Toy, wife cheating

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

🎄Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to escape reality? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, including getting assaulted by mailmen and battling counterfeit Santas! 🎅🏻 Plus, who needs a wife when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with your virtual friends? And forget about your ungrateful son, he’ll be begging to join once he sees the crazy adventures you’ll be having on our server! So ditch the drama and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget! 🎁 #ForgetChristmas #JoinUs

Newbie Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6911
Enchantments Applied:	285	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their TNT for party hats and are ready to boogie down with you.

2. Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their sick dance moves.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. Say goodbye to tedious obsidian mining forever!

4. Our server is so popular that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. He’s been known to challenge players to build battles and even gives out exclusive diamond armor to the winners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.