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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	1685
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	5884	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Farms Harvested:	908	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4129	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Potions Brewed:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1767
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	151	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.