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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1134 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 278 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!
When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!
So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!
