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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4052 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!