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CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8441
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2295	Magic Items Found:	4769

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	497	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchantments Applied:	210
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3548
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crops Grown:	4086	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	524	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!