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ParentalPadSleeps

bedding, busy household, children, face pain, first day off, hair loss, Help, husband, Illness, ParentalPadSleeps, parenting, parents’ house, physically demanding job, Pregnancy, sick, Sickness, Support, time off, Upset

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crops Grown:	7446

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!

Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!

TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

binge-worthy, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, haven’t watched, long tail tags, must watch, Mystery, new shows, old shows, Popular, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, trending, tv shows, TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

anti-consumerism, consumerism, declutter, Free Items, Giveaway, materialism, Minimalism, no thank you, NoFreeDiamondsOrElse, not for me, not interested, not my style, not needed, pass, personal boundaries, possessions, Refuse, REJECT, Unnecessary, unwanted gifts, unwanted items

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	8760
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

VirusCraft – Pneumonia Panic!

healthy adults, Human Metapneumovirus, lung infection, Panic, pneumonia, pneumonia awareness, pneumonia complications, pneumonia diagnosis, pneumonia in adults, pneumonia in healthy individuals, pneumonia management, pneumonia prevention, pneumonia risk factors, pneumonia symptoms, pneumonia treatment, respiratory disease, respiratory illness, respiratory infection, respiratory virus, severe pneumonia, viral infection, viral pneumonia, viruscraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	143	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u get hit with a virus that gives u severe pneumonia, but like, in the game! u gotta fight off the virus while also building ur epic base and battling creepers. it’s like a double whammy of excitement and danger. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!

Viceanarchy server minecraft

Anarchy, Battles, Boss Battles, donat, Economy, freedom, high performance, lags, Minecraft, PvP, Raids, Server, Stable Server, strategy, strength, Survival, Tournaments, treasure hunting, Viceanarchy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

The unique server of the anarchy, where everyone can become the master of their fate! We have no strict rules and restrictions, only freedom of action and endless possibilities.

Why should we choose us?

• Free cases and donat: each player receives bonuses without investments! Open the cases, get cool rewards and develop faster.

• Developed economy: Know how to earn! Broke, develop your enterprises, farm system or pirate – the choice is yours.

• Absolute freedom: the complete absence of privates is a system, destroy and protect your territories with the help of strength and cunning.

• PVP and survival: exciting battles, basement sieges, raids and a real struggle for resources. Only the strongest will survive!

• Weekly presentations: tournaments, treasure hunting, battles for the boss – participate and receive valuable prizes.

• Stable server: a minimum of lags and a high pharmacy – we provide a comfortable game at any time.

Come in to experience the real spirit of anarchy and show what you are capable of! There are no rules here, only your strategy and strength. Start your way right now!

45.93.200.14:25582

Lost Legacy Realms 1.20

#metalheads, 80s, 90s, adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, bastard, classic metal, controversy, culture, heavy metal, japanese, Legacy, Lost, Manga, metalcore, Music, Nostalgia, old-school metal, Realms, references, rotting diarrhea, series

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more metal than a headbanging octopus on a unicycle!

We’ve got more classic metal references than a grandma’s attic full of vinyl records.

But watch out, our server is filled with metalcore fans who think they’re hardcore but really just sound like a dying walrus.

Why are these Minecraft players like this? Who knows, but it’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss!

Come join us for a headbanging good time that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where metalcore reigns supreme.

SisterSquadCraft

co parenting, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, cultural values, domestic abuse, emotional burden, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, generational expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, parental responsibilities, parental support, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single parent household, SisterSquadCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	117	Mines Excavated:	2786
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire household on your shoulders? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any annoying siblings or abusive dads in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your lazy sister eating all your food or leaving her dirty dishes for you to clean up. You can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet while you explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that you can always pack up your sister’s virtual belongings and send her off to her virtual dad’s house. No more screaming matches or emotional turmoil – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build, explore, and create your own happy place where you can finally be free from the burdens of family responsibilities.

ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

Sock Stepper’s Paradise

clever insults, comedic insults, funny banter, funny comebacks, funny insults, funny jokes, funny one liners, funny quips, funny remarks, harmless insults, humorous comebacks, humorous insults, innocent insults, light-hearted banter, lighthearted insults, Paradise, playful banter, playful insults, silly insults, Sock, Steppers, witty comebacks, witty insults

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	5388
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Pixelated Keto Health Land

health, Keto, Land, pixelated

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3644	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1918

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u get hungry all the time? well this server is like the ultimate keto diet for ur virtual self! instead of eating bread and potatoes, u gotta eat virtual meat and veggies to survive. but don’t worry, it’s not all about the food. we also have epic quests where u gotta fight off evil mobs with ur keto powers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that’s been infused with the power of bacon. so come join us on this crazy keto minecraft adventure and get ready to level up ur metabolic health while having a blast!