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FoodFusionCraft

bizarre dishes, culinary experiments, eccentric food, food combination, FoodFusionCraft, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, odd food choices, offbeat flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky eats, quirky food pairings, secret indulgence, strange cravings, strange food combos, unconventional pairings, unconventional snacks, unexpected tastes, unique flavors, unusual cravings, weird food

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old food combinations in real life? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we serve up the craziest food combos you’ve ever seen! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in lava sauce? How about a creeper sandwich with a side of golden apple fries? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you (or maybe not, but who cares, it’s Minecraft)!

FlyPoopPatrol

annoyance, buzzing, cleanliness, control, Disease, Extermination, filth, flies, fly control, FlyPoopPatrol, hygiene, infestation, insects, noticeable, Nuisance, Pests, Poop, Prevention, sanitation, stepping, Waste

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Votes:	9480
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

KneeCraft: StemCell Edition

cartilage repair, cellular regeneration, clinical trial, Disease Progression, Edition, function improvement, injection therapy, innovative treatment, joint health, joint inflammation, knee osteoarthritis, knee pain management, KneeCraft, long term benefits, medical breakthrough, musculoskeletal disorders, off-the-shelf treatment, orthopedic care, osteoarthritis treatment, pain relief, regenerative medicine, stem cell therapy, StemCell

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we inject you with magical stem cells dat make your knees feel like brand new!! No more hobbling around like a granny, you’ll be jumpin’ and runnin’ like a pro athlete in no time! We guarantee dat 75% of players will feel da difference for a whole year – dat’s like forever in Minecraft time, amirite? And get dis, it might even stop da evil knee disease from gettin’ worse! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt with your supercharged knees!

Moon Lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Try out the new Moon Lifesteal server!. Build your home, tteam, raid, and conquer the server with custom enchants and cool cosmetics/pets! Watch out for the enderdragon and natural disasters! The server is a revamp of the old Moon server. It has been brought back to life and soon to be better than ever! To join the server please enter moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

ProjectPixel

1.16.5, Curseforge, Economy, Minecraft, Modpack, nodecraft.gg, Official, Pixelmon, ProjectPixel, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

The Official Project Pixel Server

(ONLY FOR 1.16.5)

use the server id projectpixel.nodecraft.gg in order to load in and make sure you download the modpack via CurseForge

projectpixel.nodecraft.gg

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, IGNITION, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki, Without Primogems

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition Teaser? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a Name Forged in Flames!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against pedos in a Total pedo annihilation edition world. Our server is so safe, even Natlan himself would give it a thumbs up. Need a hand? Don’t worry, we got you covered with our Natlan Preview Teaser event where you can team up with friends to take down the bad guys.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the “Summertide Scales and Tales” event where you can win epic rewards until August 28. And with characters like Navia, Nilou, and Kaveh, you’ll never run out of exciting adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your Primogems to unlock even more fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing hotter than the flames is the insane stories you’ll create with your friends. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb

Anon, CreeperBomb, Die, Favorite, favorite game, gamestudio, gtYour, INFESTED, list, long tail, managed, Minecraft, post, smp, Studio, tags, twitterfaggots, zoomers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.

From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

BoomerBlocks

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlocks, changing preferences, changing tastes, DISLIKES, dislikes growing, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, maturing tastes, Maturity, Preferences, preferences changing, shifting perspectives, shifting preferences

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the woes of adulthood and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and bizarre sense of humor.

So why waste your time growing older and more jaded when you can join our server and embrace your inner child? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!

DroneWarsMC

Conflict, countermeasures, Defense, drone, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, electronic warfare, Euromaidan Press, intelligence, Military, Missions, OPERATIONs, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tactics, Technology, thwart, UKRAINIAN, units, Week

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian electronic warfare units are battling russian drones in the virtual world! we have crazy battles and epic missions that will blow ur mind. join us and be a part of the action as we fight for control of the virtual realm. who needs real war when u can have virtual war with us? join now and be a part of the madness!

SmokinCashCraft

2009-2018, advertising, Analysis, cigarette marketing, cigarettes, comparison, Consumption, expenditures, harmful effects, Promotion, public health, regulations, smokeless tobacco, SmokinCashCraft, SPENDING, statistics, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco industry, trends, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	137

yo yo yo come join our lit af minecraft server cuz we spend more money promoting our server than tobacco companies spend promoting cigarettes yo! we be droppin’ mad stacks every hour to make sure you have the best minecraft experience everrrrrr. ain’t no other server out there that can compete with our crazy marketing budget. come join the fun and see for yourself why we’re the top dog in the minecraft world. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happenin’ on our server. let’s get this party started, fam!