Washington DC bars – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!
Bars, Covid-19, COVID-19 impact, Crafty, dc, Empty, Gay, Gay bars, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ nightlife, nightlife, nightlife culture, nightlife industry, nightlife scene, pandemic, poppin, queer community, queers, restrictions, social distancing, social gatherings, washington dc, Washington DC bars
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

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ArcticHeatwaveCraft
10C, Above Average, antarctic, ArcticHeatwaveCraft, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather, global warming, melting ice caps, polar regions, record heatwave, Rise, rising sea levels, scientific research, temperature fluctuations, Temperatures, weather patterns
come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than antarctica in a heatwave! we got polar bears melting like ice cream cones and penguins sweating like they just ran a marathon. if you wanna experience the ultimate global warming simulation, this is the place to be! watch as the ice caps melt before your very eyes and see if you can survive the scorching heat. but don’t worry, we got plenty of virtual sunscreen to go around. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine in the hottest server around!

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GroceryStoreBandits
adaptation, Animals, Behavior, Competition, Ethics, food chain, food stealing, Foraging, grocery store, GroceryStoreBandits, Instinct, morality, Predator Prey, scavenging, social rules, societal norms, Survival, taboo, theft, wildlife, wildlife behavior
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals run the show, like, they have their own grocery store and everything. but, like, here’s the catch – if you try to steal from the grocery store, you’ll have a whole army of angry animals coming after you. like, picture a gang of angry chickens chasing you down for taking a loaf of bread. it’s chaos, man. but, like, that’s just one reason to join this server. there’s also a secret underground lair where the pigs hold dance parties every night. and, like, rumor has it that if you find the magical cow, you’ll be granted three wishes. i heard someone wished for a diamond sword and it actually appeared in their inventory. crazy, right? so, like, come join us on this wild minecraft server where the animals rule and anything is possible. it’s a total blast, dude.

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Plains n’ Piques: Where the server is vanilla, but our humor is extra spicy!

apply, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, EXTRA, Friends, Fun, group of friends, humor, java edition, memes, microphone, PIQUES, Plains, Plugins, Private, quality of life, Safe Place, Server, simple voice chat, smp, socialization, spicy, Vanilla, VC

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server

Overview

Plains n’ Peaks is a private minecraft SMP (java only) for an exclusive group of friends and players aged 13-18. It offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins and encourages socialization through voice chat.

Requirements

Before applying, make sure you meet the following requirements:

Having a discord account
Minecraft java edition account
Having a microphone and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod (not mandatory but preferred)

Application Link

If you meet the requirements and want to join, apply using this link.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server public?	No, it is a private server for a specific group of friends and players.
Are automated farms allowed?	No, private automated farms are not allowed to maintain a balanced economy.
What plugins are available?	Only a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep, are installed.
How can I socialize on the server?	We encourage socialization through the Simple Voice Chat mod and hosting events.

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server
Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicks, cultural influences, double standards, emotional intelligence, feminism, gender, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Minecraft, Psychology, relationships, Server, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women, women’s issues
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are always causing drama and stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, women are banned entirely! That’s right, no more pesky females ruining your gaming experience. Join us for a testosterone-fueled adventure where you can finally build and mine in peace without any women getting in your way. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty Block God and sacrifice creepers for good luck. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other!

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EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP
altcoins, Blockchain, buy the dip, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP, financial markets, hodl, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market fluctuations, market volatility, price movement, risk management, speculative trading, Trading
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.
Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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Momma’s Life Jacket Co.
Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Jacket, Lake, Life, life jacket, Marriage, mommas, Mother, mother-in-law, paddle boarding, parenting, Pregnant, pregnant wife, Prioritizing, relationships, Safety, snorkeling, swimming, Toddler, water activities
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!

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Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!
Ability, balance, Choice, consequences, control, decision, dream, Equal, everyone, FANTASY, imagination, Impact, power, Powers, Reality, shared, smp, society, Special, SUPERPOWER, Unique, wish, world
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where everyone has the same superpower, but no one knows what it is until they join the server. Will you be able to handle the madness that ensues when everyone is flying around like crazy chickens or shooting lasers out of their eyes?
Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.
But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!

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BlockyMindCheck
BlockyMindCheck, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, Stress Management, well-being
Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from the stress of daily life? Well, fear not my blocky friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect escape from the real world madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the healing power of Minecraft soothe your soul!

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CraftyCreeperInvasion
24 hours, Attack, blinken, CraftyCreeperInvasion, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G7, global security, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, security threat, Tension, threat assessment, Warning
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! like, u know how Blinken said Iran and Hezbollah gonna attack Israel? well, on this server, u gotta build ur own bomb shelter to protect ur diamonds cuz u never know when them baddies gonna strike! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies, but shh, it’s a secret! join now before it’s too late, cuz u never know when the next attack gonna happen! #minecraftapocalypse #buildabombshelter #secretbunker

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CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition
challenge, Counting, counting challenge, counting fast, Counting Game, counting out loud, counting time, counting to 100k, counting to 10k, counting to 1k, CountingCraft, Days, Edition, HOURS, mental challenge, Minutes, Seconds, SPEED, speed challenge, Speedrun, Time, time challenge
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…
On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!
If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!

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