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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7451 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
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