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NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	260	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	569
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Votes:	8024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mines Excavated:	4768
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2086	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Farms Harvested:	643
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4909	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Farms Harvested:	477	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	135
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!