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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1497 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
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