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CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1190	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8674	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2726

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7180
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Star Shards Collected:	283
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crops Grown:	8667	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Towns Built:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchantments Applied:	89
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	180
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Air Support

Air, Bidens, Support, UkraineCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like biden launching a nato summit? well, this server is the bomb diggity, cuz we got new air defense support for ukraine! like, who even does that in minecraft? only us, cuz we’re just that awesome. join now for a wild ride that’s gonna make u feel like u just got launched into outer space by a rocket made of diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time.

FunnyDex Minecraft server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	174
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hello, we have everything made for a comfortable game! There are transformations, cases, panel, skins, goodies, effects, pvp arena and much more. We carried out an UPDATE and made 50% discountsCome visit us and see everything with your own eyes!Server group and technical support: https://vk.com/f_dexWebsite with donation: shop.FunnyDex,ru

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