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Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	1846	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	103	Farms Harvested:	180

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

air travel, Airplane, Almaty, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Central Asia, crash, CREW, Edition, emergency landing, emergency response, flight incident, fortunate survivors, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan, miraculous escape, near miss, passenger plane, Passengers, plane, plane accident, survivors

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Star Shards Collected:	77
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6133	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dreamless Sleep Land

Consciousness, contemplation, deep sleep, Dreamless, dreamless sleep, emptiness, Enigma, Experience, introspection, Land, meditation, Mind, Mystery, nothingness, Peaceful, Relaxation, REST, Sleep, subconscious, unconsciousness, Void, Wonder

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the true meaning of nothingness! build your own dreamless sleep world where you can float in a void of endless possibilities.

our server is so empty, you’ll question if you even exist anymore. but don’t worry, our friendly admins will make sure you’re still alive and kicking (or floating, whatever).

create your own reality in a world where nothing is real and everything is possible. join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of doing absolutely nothing in minecraft!

LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

expulsion, Fun, LashCraft, liquid

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Farms Harvested:	339	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Harvested Hills

Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

Totem Network

amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	755	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21

4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

AGYWB, Anthro, anthro girl, anthro girls, Bridal Edition, Desu Link, Girls, Minecraft, QoTT, smp, Thread, Trash, tux, Wanna, Wedding, wedding dress

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	6278
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!