War of the Fifth Coalition Minecraft Servers

MinecraftStrat: TactiCraft Server – Join Us for Epic Gameplay! #gamenight

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to come out and be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect distraction from the disappointments of the gaming world! Join us and build your empire brick by brick, just like Nestorius became Patriarch of Constantinople in 428!

Fight for control of Silesia like Prussia did in 1741, or invade Bavaria Napoleonic Wars style in 1809! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be proclaimed emperor of Mexico like Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg in 1864 (minus the whole French intervention thing, hopefully).

But wait, there’s more! Take a break from building and try your luck with our Random Country Picker, because who wouldn’t want to randomly be given control of a country? Plus, our mods are so wild they’ll make your head spin faster than the sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history in ways you never thought possible! Just be careful not to crash your plane near Smolensk, Russia like the Polish Air Force did in 2010 – we don’t want any accidents happening in-game, do we?

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, CraftyMinds, depression, Despair, financial struggles, hopelessness, lack of purpose, lack of support, Loneliness, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self worth, Server, social isolation, suicidal feelings, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment, worthless education

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you feeling down in the dumps and contemplating the meaning of life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, virtual friendships, and endless possibilities.

Why should you not kill yourself, you ask? Because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No job? No problem! In our world, you can be a professional block builder or a fearless explorer. Your education and certifications may be worthless in the real world, but in Minecraft, they’re the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret realms.

And who needs money when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for rare items? Neetbux? Pshh, we’ve got virtual currency that’s worth more than gold.

Don’t have any friends or family to lean on? Well, guess what? Our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a game of virtual tag or a building competition. And as for the future, well, who needs it when you can create your own destiny in the Minecraft universe?

So, why survive? Because on our server, the point is to have fun, make memories, and escape from the harsh realities of life. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Towns Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7123	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchantments Applied:	209	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Divine Spears Created:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	4340
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!