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Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3401
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crops Grown:	4225	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2548	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	19

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	667759	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1553
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	299
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crops Grown:	8908	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	8

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.