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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8562 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8838 |
Animals Bred: | 54 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.
So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!