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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2915 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!
