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Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8256	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Love Letters Sent:	11

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	281	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragons Tamed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	6607
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.