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KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

campaign finance, college, Democracy, election accountability, election fairness, election integrity, election laws, election procedures, election reforms, election transparency, Electoral, electoral college, electoral system, ElectoralCraft, government regulations, political changes, political participation, political reform, smp, U.S. elections, voter suppression, voting process, voting rights, voting rules

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6518	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3370

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

Best Friend, Bonding, building relationships, close friends, Companionship, Connection, CraftyBFFs, forming friendships, friendship, lasting friendships, lifelong friends, making connections, Meaningful connections, Meeting, Memories, personal stories, relationships, sharing experiences, socializing, special moments, unique encounters

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	7737
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

allegedly, ASTROCRAFT, Chinese, citizen, criminal activity, cybersecurity, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, Hack, HACKING, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, NASA, research, security breach, Server, Spent, Technology, trying, US, Years

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	5372
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

air pollution, air quality, City Living, Disease Progression, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, metropolitan areas, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkour, Patrol, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution effects, pollution exposure, pollution prevention, public health, research, respiratory health, risk factors, urban living

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!

Auzorite Mc

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, open world, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Voxel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

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24/7 uptime, ad network no1, adnetwork uk to, Gaming Community, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, Low Ping, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Lag, online gaming, server ip, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Animals Bred:	108	Love Letters Sent:	15

Join Our Minecraft Server!

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Fujoshis Minecraft Server: Autistic Females Unite!

acceptance, Anime, autistic, autistic kinship, Community, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, female autists, Females, Fujoshis, INCLUSIVE, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, relationships, Server, shipping, Support, Understanding, unite, yaoi

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Enchantments Applied:	272
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you a fan of fujoshis and all things wild and wacky? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where fujoshis reign supreme and where we embrace our inner autists with pride.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server that celebrates the unique and quirky fujoshi culture? Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggles and triumphs of being a fujoshi in a world that just doesn’t get it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant yaoi statues to pixel art of your favorite anime characters, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us and let your fujoshi flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your fujoshi soulmate or discover a new passion for building the most fabulous and flamboyant creations in all of Minecraft. Let’s get crazy and have some fun together!

Slowly Searches Gun Drawn Protagonist – Minecraft SMP

60s pop hit, Atmospheric, creepy apartment, Dark, dramatic, DRAWN, eerie, gun, gun drawn, Hiding, INTENSE, investigation, loud music, make your own kind of music, Minecraft, Mystery, Protagonist, record player, Searches, searches slowly, Slowly, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Villain

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to defeat the villain is by making your own kind of music! Picture this: you, armed with a diamond sword, sneaking through a creepy house filled with traps and secrets. Suddenly, a 60’s pop hit blares from an old record player, giving away your position to the villain. But fear not, for your music-making skills will lead you to victory!

Join our server for a chance to face off against evil masterminds, uncover hidden treasures, and jam out to some groovy tunes along the way. Who needs traditional weapons when you have the power of music on your side? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!