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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4661 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.
u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.
