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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5301 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!