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LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

8 years, Adventures, Be me, broken dreams, comfy, Crafty, dreams, Familiar, GLAD, graduated high school, gtbe, haven’t worked, high school, Job, kicked out, live on their own, Living at home, not me, parents, parents’ house, remote job, wagie job, Working

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	1559
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	New Chunks Explored:	440172
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

Adventures, Anons, build lives together, Bull, Cool, CraftyCreeperz, Dead, dog, Epic, EXCITEMENT, fallout premiere, gtbe, hilarious, Hotel, husband, Join, laughs, love, ltbe, Marriage, married life, Note, quiet time, reasons, relationships, Talking, Twist, wagie job, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9604
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

MobCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Benjamin Netanyahu, Calm, Conflict, defense forces, extremist, far-right MKs, Government, herzog, IDF base, Isaac Herzog, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mob, MobCraft, Netanyahu, Politics, protest, SECURITY, Server, violence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3918
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got mobs storming IDF bases with far-right MKs, like what even is that?! It’s a total party up in here, with Netanyahu and Herzog tryna keep the peace, but we all know it’s just chaos and craziness all around. Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s get this party started, fam!

MaduroCraft: Protests & PVP!

anger, authoritarianism, Corruption, DECLARATION, Democracy, disputed election, election, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, PvP, Rising, social justice, Unrest, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Zombie Dances:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than the ones in venezuela! we have maduro as our president and he promises to give everyone free diamonds and emeralds if you join! protests are allowed but only if you do it in-game, we don’t want any real life drama here. plus, our community is so lit that you’ll forget all about those pesky elections. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

MummyDescendantsCraft

Ancestry, ancient civilizations, ancient egypt, ancient history, archaeology, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Curiosity, descendants, family ties, heritage sites, historical artifacts, History, lineage, long tail tags, mummies, MummyDescendantsCraft, museum visitors, museums, preservation, tourism

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we got mummies running around like crazy! yea u heard right, mummies! and get this, some of our players are actually descendants of these mummies. so if u wanna connect with ur ancient ancestors and battle it out in the virtual world, this is the place to be. plus, our mummies drop rare loot like cursed diamonds and ancient scrolls. so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CivilisationSMP

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Join discord first before joining the server, so we can verify you to join. Enjoy CivilisationSMP Owned by: @ britishman12345 on discord

162.55.95.54:49322

Inky SMP

Advanced Plugins, Custom Map, Dynmap, Factions, friendly community, Inky SMP, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Resource worlds, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to Inky SMP – Voice Chat: Communicate seamlessly with other players. – Advanced Plugins: Enhance your gameplay with custom plugins. – Factions: Create or join factions and dominate the server. – Quests: Embark on exciting quests and earn rewards. – Custom Map: Explore our unique, handcrafted world. – Resource Worlds: Gather resources in specialized realms. – Land Claiming: Secure your territory and build freely. – Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players. – Dynmap: Use the online map to help you explore the world.

51.79.38.133:25592

Lithium Overdose: A Server That Will Shock You

Adventure, Battles, Community, Conquest, creativity, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, Empire, Evolution, Features, gameplay, Immersive, Legacy, Lithium, Minecraft, overdose, Realms, Server, shock, Territory, Trade, Updates

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Lithium Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Explore a Realistic Earth Map	Venture through a stunningly detailed representation of our planet, where every continent and country is faithfully recreated for your exploration and conquest.
Innovative Claim System	Establish your territory with our advanced claim system powered by Command Blocks. Mark your land, build your empire, and dominate the world!
Thriving Community	Join a diverse and friendly community of players who share your passion for adventure and creativity. Engage in exciting diplomacy, trade, and epic battles.
Constant Updates	We’re always evolving! Expect frequent updates and new features to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Lithium Nations Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2zdD7a62 to get started.

Q: Is the Earth map accurate?

A: Our Earth map is meticulously crafted to closely resemble the real planet, offering a unique exploration experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, our innovative claim system allows players to establish their territories, build empires, and compete for domination.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: We host frequent events, updates, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

CraftySpanish Minecraft Server

CraftySpanish, Cultural awareness, Cultural experience, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, European Vacation, foreign visit, global citizenship, Hospitality, Inclusivity, Kindness, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial bias, racial discrimination, Respectful behavior, Server, social etiquette, spain, tourism, travel, travel safety, white privilege

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	1462	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4067

Oh honey, on this server, we treat everyone like royalty! Whether you’re white, black, purple, or polka-dotted, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and a virtual hug. In fact, our players are so nice, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because they can. So come on over and experience the friendliest community in all of Minecraft land!

SoccerCraft SMP: Kickin’ it with the Crew in the Morning

Afternoon, CREW, Evening, evening sports, kickin, Kino, morning, morning sports, night, nighttime surfing, olympic games, olympics, Olympics kino, smp, SoccerCraft, sports, sports activities, sports events, sports in the afternoon, sports in the evening, sports in the morning, ßürf, surf at night

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Olympics on steroids! We have sports in the morning, sports in the afternoon, and even sports in the evening. And when the sun goes down, you can catch some sick waves and surf at night like a pro!

But that’s not all, our server is so intense that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve formed their own competitive sports team and are challenging players to epic battles of dodgeball with exploding balls. Who knew creepers had such good aim?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, sweating, and crying (from all the fun, of course), then join us today and experience the craziest and most exhilarating server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to stretch before logging on, because things are about to get wild!

BabyBlockParty

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, baby handling, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dinner outing, dinner plans, family, family dynamics, family time, newborn, parenting, partner support, postpartum, public nursing, sanity, social anxiety, Vaccinations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8040	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of baby handling adventures and boundary-setting drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Exclusive breastfeeding? No problem! Our server understands the struggle of finding time to pump and stash milk. Plus, our virtual babies never get fussy when you use bottles – no burping needed! 2. Uncomfortable nursing in public? We got you covered! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can nurse your virtual baby in peace, without worrying about creepy strangers watching. 3. Postpartum anxiety? Don’t worry, our virtual babies are up to date on all their vaccinations. Plus, they never have meltdowns in public – it’s all smooth sailing here! 4. Need a break from shouldering all the baby handling? Join our server and let your partner take care of the virtual baby for once. It’s a team effort here!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate virtual parenting adventure. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos in the virtual world?

BlockyBreakupBay

BlockyBreakupBay, Breakup, Closure, closure advice, closure conversation, closure letter, closure message, closure quotes, closure therapy, closure thoughts, Communication, ex girlfriend, forgiveness, Goodbye, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, relationships

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mines Excavated:	4571	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of your ex-girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your pent-up frustrations in a virtual world where you can build a giant statue of her and then blow it up with TNT! Let out all your anger and resentment in a healthy and explosive way. Plus, our community is full of players who have been through similar heartbreaks and can offer you support and advice on how to move on. So why wallow in sadness when you can blow stuff up instead? Join our server now and let the healing begin!