But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.
>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!
>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!
>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!
>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?
>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!
join us at: epicBottleCapWarriors.About.minecraft
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.
| Features |
|---|
| A server at the beginning of history |
| Lands for claiming builds and diplomatic interactions |
| Brewery for brewing potions |
| Freedom of worldbuilding |
| Documented history available on Wiki |
| Dynmap available at https://map.altheria.net/ |
| Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/Vbnw6MYmYW |
A: Yes, the server was launched a few weeks ago and is in its early historical periods.
A: You can become a powerful king, a humble bartender, a rich merchant, or even a bum living in the slums of your town. The possibilities are endless.
A: Yes, you can brew potions using the Brewery feature on the server.
A: Yes, you can access the Dynmap at https://map.altheria.net/
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the craziest castles and houses that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map just waiting for you to find them.
But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit parties every weekend, with DJ villagers spinning the sickest beats and fireworks lighting up the sky. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pandas, llamas, and even a pet zombie named Bob.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, once you step foot in our server, you’ll never wanna leave. Let’s get this block party started, baby!
we promise no one will call you rude for wanting to have a good time in our server. plus, you don’t have to worry about PTO or long flights with a 13-month-old baby. just hop on and start crafting your dream world.
who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? join us and let’s build some epic memories together. because in the end, isn’t that what really matters? #minecraftweddingdrama