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CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	7797
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	3829

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	677594
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Towns Built:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Emeralds Found:	2935	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ores Mined:	2325	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Farms Harvested:	954	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!