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CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

GraduationCraft – What The Block is Going On?!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of graduating from servers that just abandon you like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to love and cherish you until the end of time! Our virtual YouTubers will never graduate, they’ll be there for you always, lurking in the shadows, ready to entertain you with their pixelated antics.

Join our server and become part of a community where graduation is just a myth, and the love for our fans is eternal. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have endless fun and shenanigans with us? So why wait? Join now and experience the never-ending love and entertainment that only our server can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: /wvt/ – Wild West VTubers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Void Gems Collected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	82	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	109	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we build giant Gundams and battle it out in epic robot fights! Join us for a chance to pilot your own mech and conquer the server with your mechanical prowess.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground chicken cult led by the one and only OurChickenLife, where we sacrifice poultry to the Minecraft gods for good luck in battle.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and giant robot chickens. Who knows, you might even become the next Gundam champion of our wacky world!

BengaliThreadsMCServer

Bengali clothes, BengaliThreadsMCServer, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural wear, fashion, gift, Marginalized, partner’s mother, South Asian, white woman

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can express yourself through fashion and culture? Look no further than our server, where you can wear Bengali clothes gifted to you by your partner’s mom without fear of cultural appropriation! Join us for a truly unique and inclusive gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that wearing Bengali clothes in-game gives you special powers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and show off your fabulous style! 🌈💫 #FashionForwardMinecrafters #CulturalAppropriationWho?

NoNameNoShameMC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	103
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Emeralds Found:	547
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of being called by your real name? Do you want to live a double life without any consequences? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a completely made-up persona like “Leah” or “Lyssa” or “Bob the Builder”.

Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?

Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).

No Clooney, No Showey!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Towns Built:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

VampireCopsSuckButt

abuse of power, Accountability, AUTHORITY, brutality, control, Corruption, criminal justice, discrimination, fear, injustice, law enforcement, Manipulation, misconduct, modern day, Oppression, Police, social commentary, systemic issues, VampireCopsSuckButt, Vampires, violation of rights

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Diagnose

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8943	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!