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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8097 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 7903 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.