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CaveCraft: Stone Age Shenanigans

age, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Artifacts, Cavecraft, Caves, cognitive behavior, cognitive development., cultural practices, Engraved, geometric patterns, historical evidence, human evolution, levant, prehistoric humans, research, Shenanigans, STONE, stone age, symbolic behavior, symbolic communication.

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT STONE AGE ARTIFACTS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO BRRR! WE FOUND SOME CRAZY STUFF IN CAVES LIKE ENGRAVED GEOMETRIC PATTERNS THAT WILL MAKE U QUESTION REALITY. COME JOIN US AND UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE PAST WHILE BUILDING EPIC CREATIONS IN THE PRESENT. PLUS, WE GOT DINOSAURS RUNNING AROUND THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chuuba’s Seaside Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Christ, chuuba’s stream, Chuubas, Closeups, Conversations, cunny, DM access, female chuuba, give 5 bucks, GOD, hang out, Preferential treatment, push, route, SEA female chuuba, Seaside, sex tourism, sex tourism route, Stream, VT

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a god like the 2nd coming of Christ! Give us 5 bucks and receive preferential treatment like never before. Get exclusive DM access and initiate conversations with our admins. Who knows, you might even get closeups of our virtual cunny if you push a little bit more. Why haven’t you taken this outrageous route yet? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

CraftyCreeperCops

Argument, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyCreeperCops, emotional, family, Financial, LEAVING, Marriage, newborn, overreacted, ownership, parents’ house, Police, relationship, sleep deprivation, stress, Support

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!

CreeperCounselorCraft

Awareness, counseling, CreeperCounselorCraft, education, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, society, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server where we have therapists on standby to help you with your mental health while you build your dream castle!

Our server is so therapeutic, even the creepers have learned to express their feelings through interpretive dance. Plus, our virtual group therapy sessions are so effective, even the Ender Dragon has stopped attacking players out of sheer emotional growth.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you craft, build, and heal in the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

MakeCraftGreatAgain

anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, demonstration, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, Globalization, Leaders, Make Europe Great Again, MakeCraftGreatAgain, nationalism, Politics, populism, protest, Rally, right wing, spain, speeches

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1787
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got far-right leaders rallying in spain to ‘make europe great again’! like wut even is that? but who cares cuz we got epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Eco Crafters 1.21.3

1.21.3, bathroom charges, Crafters, Eco, Europe, European bathrooms, European restrooms, lavatory expenses, pay for facilities, pay for toilets, pay per use, pay to use, public toilets, rest stop fees, restroom charges, restroom expenses, restroom fees, restroom payments, toilet costs, toilet tolls, washroom charges, washroom fees, WC fees

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Ores Mined:	7620	Magic Items Found:	7066

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever been to Europe and had to pay just to take a freakin’ pee? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can pee for free all day long! No more wasting your hard-earned diamonds on bathroom breaks, join now and let the golden showers flow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Dance your way through the night with our funky fresh mobs and party like it’s 1999.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Forget about boring old mine carts, this rollercoaster will have you screaming for your momma in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the toilets are free, the mobs are lit, and the rollercoasters are out of this world! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Pres4Day Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, constitutional authority, Decision making, Diplomacy, economic reform, executive orders, executive power, Government, international relations, leadership, legislation, Minecraft, national security, policy making, political agenda, political influence, Political power, Pres4Day, president, public opinion, public service, smp, social justice

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	203
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we host every month. It’s a chaotic frenzy of colorful wool and spitting contests that will leave you breathless and covered in llama saliva. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama at full speed through a maze of cacti and lava pits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. President for a day? More like Chicken King for eternity!

Graffiti Crafters United

artistic expression, Comments.., Crafters, Graffiti, graffiti artists, graffiti community, graffiti culture, graffiti tagging culture, graffiti tags, graffiti tags and throw ups, graffiti writers, illegal art, public art, Spray Paint, spray paint art, street art, tagging, tags, United, urban art, urban vandalism, Vandalism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchantments Applied:	256
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Crops Grown:	3848	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u sacrifice a diamond block. build a house out of rainbow blocks and live with unicorns and flying pigs. join now or forever be stuck in a boring old world where nothing exciting happens. also, we have free pizza every tuesday. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGenrated Art, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, Fusion, LoRa Training, models, OP Pasta, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, Pregnant ghost, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	146	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server? It’s like entering the realm of a pregnant ghost, but in a fun way, ya know? Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality.

We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, making the gameplay so outrageous that you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our community is as diverse as a box of crayons, so you’ll always have someone to chat with while you build your pixelated empire.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs rationality when you can have a pregnant ghost Edition Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

CraftyNightOut – Minecraft SMP

activities, chilling, concerts, CraftyNightOut, dining out, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, going out, hanging out, Live Music, Minecraft, movies, nightlife, partying, Plans, Relaxing, smp, socializing, staying in, tonight, Unwinding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Emeralds Found:	4896	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Brooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. The admins are like wizards who grant you wishes and the players are all unicorns in disguise.

You gotta join because there’s a secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen and ride on the backs of dragons. The currency is made of diamond blocks and the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times.

Last week, we had a massive water balloon fight in the Nether and the winner got a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing campfire songs while the skeletons serenade us with their xylophones.

So, what are you up to tonight? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make no sense tomorrow!