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Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	186
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	5089
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	2429
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!

RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP

“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Items Found:	1681
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!

Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

KarmaCraft: Instant Justice

balance, cause and effect, comeuppance, consequences, cosmic justice, divine justice, Fairness, INSTANT, instant karma, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, moral lesson, payback, poetic justice, reaping what you sow, Retribution, Revenge, Vindication, what goes around comes around

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileCraft, Missiles, nuclear deal, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, sanctions impact, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threatening, Threats

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Binge Craft: Friends Theme Song

90s, Binge, binge watching, binge-watched, classic, comedy, comfort, Craft, Entertainment, Fans, Friends, friends forever, grounding, iconic, Message, Nostalgia, Popular, series, Sitcom, song, television, Theme, theme song, tv show

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE FRIENDS BUT WITH CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS! WE GOT A CENTRAL PERK CAFE WHERE YOU CAN SIP ON POTIONS AND CHAT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT BUDDIES.

YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN APARTMENT JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW, BUT WATCH OUT FOR PHOEBE’S SINGING CREEPERS AND ROSS’ ANGRY REDSTONE MACHINES.

WE EVEN HAVE A GUNTHER NPC WHO SELLS COFFEE AND SASSY COMMENTS.

SO IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT MATES AND LIVE OUT YOUR FRIENDS FANTASIES, JOIN US NOW!

SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? DIAMONDS, OBVIOUSLY.

Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server

BOOSTING, fertility research, groundbreaking study, male fertility, male reproductive system, Relief, reproductive health, Server, Sperm, sperm function, sperm motility, sperm performance, sperm quality, stress, stress and fertility, stress and male fertility, stress and reproductive health, stress and sperm, stress effects, stress impact, Stress Management, stress management techniques, stress-induced changes, stressful event

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!