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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 300 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?