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Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of being harassed by girls at work trying to set you up with their mediocre friends? Are you sick of being seen as a cheep greedy bastard just because you’re focused on saving up for your own place? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual empire without any pesky girls trying to distract you. You can save up all the virtual diamonds you want without worrying about someone taking half of them in a breakup. Plus, you can kick anyone out of your virtual house if they annoy you too much – no alimony required!

So come on over to our server and focus on building your wealth and success without any distractions. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and start living the single life – Minecraft style!

who are these dudes? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the legends of this Minecraft SMP! These dudes are like the Avengers of the blocky world, each with their own superpowers.

First up, we have Steve the Builder, who can construct entire cities in the blink of an eye. Legend has it he once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon.

Then there’s Alex the Explorer, who has mapped out every inch of the server and discovered hidden treasures beyond imagination. Rumor has it she once found a diamond the size of a house.

And let’s not forget about Herobrine the Trickster, who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. He once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

If you want to join this epic Minecraft SMP, be prepared for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these dudes around!

Vtuber Quest Minecraft Server

#english speaking, android girl, artist, ceci, Cici, detailed art style, high quality model, indie vtuber, live2d, Long hair, lower voice, Minecraft, Quest, rigger, Server, silvery color palette, social media, tutorials, Vtuber

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	419	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9261
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet the elusive android vtuber, Ceci (or Cici, or whatever her name was)! Rumor has it she’s hiding out in our pixelated world, creating masterpieces with her artistic skills and rigging expertise. With a voice as smooth as butter and hair longer than a Minecraft day, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to interact with this mysterious creator. Plus, who knows what other hidden gems you’ll uncover in our server – maybe even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let the madness begin!

The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6367	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	280
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

activities, Board Games, Bonding, Childhood, dad, Dads, family, Father, Fatherhood, Fun, games, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, parenting, Pastime, Played, quality time, Recreation, Server, sports, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7905	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

asset allocation, bullion, commodities, economic indicators, Financial Advice, GOLD, inflation hedge, investing, long term investing, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, precious metals, safe haven assets, selling gold, selling silver, short-term gains, silver, smp, trader.., wealth management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ores Mined:	1609
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

4chan, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cove, Crafty, EU guild, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Promotion, recruiting, Server, TWW Epic Edition, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	1869
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	179	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!