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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8426 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.
But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!
