Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!
Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.
Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!
Are you tired of the same old boring travel destinations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate vacation spot for all you adventure seekers out there! Forget about the Eiffel Tower or the Great Wall of China, come explore our virtual world filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking llamas!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures, battle evil mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Need a break from all the action? Relax on our pixelated beaches or take a dip in our lava-filled hot springs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!
So why waste your time on boring travel destinations when you can experience the trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server? Pack your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to magically learn the language of the Endermen! Imagine chatting with those creepy tall guys and understanding their plans for world domination. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground library where ancient scrolls teach you how to speak in Pig Latin to confuse your enemies. So come join us and unlock the mysteries of Minecraft languages!
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A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!
Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.
Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!
Plugins
Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.
Plugins
CoreProtect
Graves
Anti-creeper grief
EssentialsX
VanillaTweeks
Dynmap
DiscordSRV
HeadDatabase
Blaze&Caves Advancements
Brewery
Rules
Be kind and respectful, this is a place where people are meant to feel safe and welcomed. Basically, don’t be a dick.
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or abusing exploits. With our plugins we can revert any damage and catch the culprit, meaning there’s no way people can get away with it.
To be able to join the Onyx SMP you must own a Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old.
No big mob and redstone farms, this is not a technical server, and we wish to retain a stable economy.
Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on creating a world with limited play area without any boring limitations! Our world is so immersive that you won’t even realize you’re confined within boundaries.
Join us on this epic adventure as we explore a world that defies all logic and reason. You’ll be amazed at the stunning landscapes that seamlessly blend into the play area, making you feel like you’re in a never-ending paradise.
But beware, if you try to venture beyond the boundaries, you won’t just hit a wall or fall off a cliff. Oh no, our server has a little surprise for those who dare to defy the rules. Let’s just say you might end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers sing show tunes.
So come join us on this mind-bending journey and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t fuel your creative fire? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! We’re looking for caption lovers, caption makers, and even hentai enthusiasts (we won’t judge, we promise).
But wait, there’s more! We might even start a group if things really start popping off. All creators of AI music, PMVs, captions, edits, and anything else you can think of are welcome to join our wild and wacky community.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!
Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!
Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and bossy nieces? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Our virtual world is free from crying kids and stand-offish grandpas, so you can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while building your dream castle. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs a date night when you have a Minecraft night? Join now and leave the family drama behind!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake and defending it from an army of evil marshmallows? Easy peasy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, your day will never be the same again.
