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Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

anger, collection, consequences, creditor, DEBT, debtor, delinquent, Demand, finance, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, OBLIGATION, overdue, owed, Pay, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Unpaid, vlad, Vlads

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	3733	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	1804	Emeralds Found:	2395

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!