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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 829 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
