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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1640 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Ores Mined: | 3300 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
