Viewer Averages MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Indie VTube Realm Adventure

Realm, Indie streaming, VOD archival, Chuubas, indie fandom

Join Now or Forever Question Your Existence!!!

Welcome to the most magnificently chaotic Minecraft server in the multiverse! Or is it the worst? Who’s to say! What if the blocks are watching YOU?! Crafted from the very fibers of insanity, this server is the pinnacle of peak confusion! Expect to be baffled and bewildered as you traverse realms of pixelated madness where logic ceases to exist! Join now—or succumb to the shadows of oblivion!

Features that Will Make Your Mind Explode!

Cursed Feature	Explanation
Invisible Blocks of Existential Dread	Walk on the unfounded fabric of your own sanity! Literally step into the void and question why you exist!
Time Is a Flat Circle Mode	Every hour is both now and never! Collecting diamonds actually sends you back to the stone age!
Respawn in a Random Dimension	Why respawn where you died when you can begin your new life as a pig in another universe?
Infinite Paradox Potatoes	These potatoes give you infinite hunger, but also fill your inventory with existential crises!
Randomly Generated Nightmares	Face Creepers that whisper the secrets of the universe while attempting to explode!
Emotional Roller Coaster Mineshafts	Prepare for thrilling highs and devastating lows as you dig through minecart tracks of despair!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Confusion!)

Q: How do I join?A: Joining is simple! Just ask the chicken in your dreams for the secret password which is certainly NOT a number!

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? Who needs rules when the imagination has no boundaries?! You shall abide by whatever the whispers tell you!

Q: What if I don’t like it?A: You will love it or you will love it not! There is no escape from the paradox of choice!

Q: Are there any mods?A: Mods? Ah, but what is a mod if not a figment of your imagination? Are YOU a mod? Find out on our server!

Random Quotes from the Abyss:

“Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are made of pixels!”

“Considering averages fluctuate widely, why aren’t the torches sentient?”

“This is a thread for the VIP, no one is safe from the potato notifications!”

“Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Isn’t that odd?”

Indie Vtuber Realm of Fun

subscriber count, VOD archival, Realm, Gaming, indie

Join the Server Where Reality is OPTIONAL!

WELCOME, UNIVERSE TRAVELER! You’ve stumbled upon the greatest (or possibly the worst) Minecraft server in existence! Ever wanted to question your very essence while mining virtual blocks? Well, YOU HAVE ARRIVED. Don’t trust your senses; that’s just the first sign of enlightenment (or madness). This server is powered by the voices in my head and they insist you JOIN NOW! Or else… forever wander in the endless void of non-crafting!

🌪️ Features That Will SHATTER YOUR MIND 🌪️

Feature	Description
Quantum Block Placement	Blocks can be placed in an alternate dimension! Be careful, you might summon a sock puppet overlord!
Ghostly Crafting Tables	Crafting tables that vanish after each use! Can you build the future without your tools? TROLL LEVEL: EXTREME!
Sentient Creepers	Creepers speak their own language; learn to decipher their cryptic prophecies or they’ll explode your house — literally!
Dynamic Vegan Zombies	All zombies are strictly plant-based now! Their favorite food? SALAD SANDWICHES! Fight them with vegetables!
Time-Traveling Redstone	Your circuits may randomly jump back to 1997 at any moment! Bring your Tamagotchis!
Alternate Gravity!	Why walk when you can float? Disclaimer: floating won’t be guaranteed, and may result in falling through a dimensional rift!

FAQs That Will EAT YOUR BRAIN

Q: Can I invite my friends?

A: Friends? What friends? Just ask the shadow people in your room! They know everything, even when you don’t!

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules are just illusions made by high-functioning sock monkeys! Reality is a construct! Play however you want, but beware the Gummy Bear War!

Q: How do I install mods?

A: Mod installation? Just tangle some spaghetti with your Wi-Fi! The more chaotic, the better! Might summon the spaghetti monster.

🌌 RANDOM QUOTES FROM THE VOID 🌌

“…the vibes were surreal and left me questioning if I was even alive anymore.” – Anonymous

“This server is where blocks turn into minds and then into lost souls!” – A Concerned Gent

“I once pretended a pig was my father, and it was WAY better than reality…” – Introspective Traveler

JOIN TODAY, or be lost forever in the pixels of your own confusing reality! The choice is YOURS… or is it?

Crafty Isles Minecraft Server

Isles, VOD archival, net fans, vtuber community, Crafty

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world. Why join? Because we have the most exclusive and elusive indie vtubers who are not defined by their corporate branding. We’re talking about chuubas who are so independent, they make Elon Musk look like a corporate sellout.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, our Wheel of Names will have you spinning with excitement.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build a virtual world together, one indie vtuber at a time. See you there, chuubas!

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Melio SMP: Where our trust-based economy is worth more than diamonds!

Economy, Playstyle, Vanilla Experience, Melio, technical player

Melios Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system – we operate on a trust system
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events!

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

Interested in joining? Apply through our Discord.

Find out more at meliosmp.com.

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server. Join the Discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelist application.

2. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, we strictly enforce a no-mods, no-cheats policy on our server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

While there are no specific age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and follow the server rules to create a welcoming and friendly community environment.

Apologies for the Hungarians Minecraft Server

apologies, beauty standards, Hungarians, Czech girls, comparison

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as a paprika-filled goulash? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got Czech girls who are so cute, they’ll make your blocky heart skip a beat! Sorry, Hungarians, but when it comes to pixelated beauty, the Czech girls on our server take the cake (or should we say, the kolache?). Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable avatars, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the virtual town square. Who needs Budapest when you can have Prague right at your fingertips? So come on over and see for yourself why Czech girls are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Zoomer Girls Minecraft SMP Anime

anime recommendations, Otaku, top zoomer girls, waifu, Anime Community

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to post your favorite zoomer girls in anime and debate who would win in a fight between Sailor Moon and Naruto (spoiler alert: it’s obviously Sailor Moon, duh).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

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CraftyGiftsNoBiz

work friendships, professional relationships, privacy, CraftyGiftsNoBiz, workplace behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the jealousy and passive-aggressiveness of Jane, the supervisor who can’t handle her friend Tina having other friends. Watch out for Jane’s beacon that alerts her whenever you’re having a good time with Tina, because she just can’t stand to be left out. Will you be the one to stand up to Jane and reclaim your lunchtime conversations with Tina? Or will you join forces with Jane to keep Tina all to yourselves? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

quit being afraid to take risks, quit being indecisive, quit being self-critical, quit self-doubt, quit being closed-minded

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where you can procrastinate on all your real-life problems and focus on building epic structures instead!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?

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CraftyCringeLand

embarrassing stories, funny stories, social faux pas, awkward situations, embarrassing confessions

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

Beirut, lebanon, northern Israel, RETALIATION, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

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