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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1123 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
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So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!
