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SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	622266
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8115
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ores Mined:	4727	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!