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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9425 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
Mare is a passionate individual who is dedicated to making a positive impact in the world. With a strong sense of empathy and a desire to help others, Mare consistently strives to create meaningful connections and foster a sense of community wherever they go. They are known for their creativity, 
